Steak Waifu

Collab with Vanguard and Clockwerk

Summary
It gets JEWIER!

Transcript
(Title with Rio and a Love Locket on it) Three Hooded Men guarded by East European Militia. A third Militia drives. Next to him is a nervous, bespectacled man. '''         EXT. AIRSTRIP, EASTERN EUROPE - DAY '''          An airstrip overlooking a grey city rocked by artillery fire. A bland CIA Operative, flanked by Special Forces Men, stands in front of a commuter plane. CIA Man watches the Land Cruiser pull up, hard. The Militia Men jump out of the vehicle. The Driver shoves the bespectacled man in front of the CIA Man.           2.                                                    '''                          CIA MAN '''          Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA. Dr. Pavel nods, nervous. CIA Man hands the Driver a          briefcase. '''                         DRIVER '''          He wasn't alone. CIA Man, confused, spots the Hooded Men. He turns to Dr. Pavel. '''                         CIA MAN '''          You don't get to bring friends. '''          DR. PAVEL                           (SHAKEN) '''          They are not my friends. '''                         DRIVER '''          Don't worry, no charge for them. '''                         CIA MAN '''          Why would I want them? '''                         DRIVER '''          They were trying to grab your prize. (Smiles.) They work for the mercenary. The masked man. '''                         CIA MAN                           (EXCITED) '''          Bane? The Driver nods. CIA Man turns to his Special Forces Men. '''                         CIA MAN '''          Get 'em on board - I'll call it in. '''         EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - DAY '''          The commuter plane struggles over snow-capped mountains. '''         INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          The three Hooded Men kneel by the cargo door, handcuffed. CIA Man grabs Hooded Man 1. '''                         CIA MAN '''          What are you doing in the middle of            my operation?           3.            Hooded Man 1 says nothing. CIA Man pulls out a handgun. The flight plan I just filed with the Agency lists me, my men, and Dr. Pavel here. But only one of           you. CIA Man opens the cargo door. Special Forces hang Hooded Man 1 out into the howling wind - CIA Man shouts above the wind. '''                         CIA MAN            FIRST ONE TO TALK GETS TO STAY ON '''           MY AIRCRAFT! (Cocks weapon.)           SO...WHO PAID YOU TO GRAB DR.  '''          PAVEL?! '''          Nothing. CIA Man fires out the open door and the Special Forces yank Hooded Man 1 back in, clubbing him quiet. '''                         CIA MAN            HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO ''' '''          TRY NEXT?! '''          The Soldiers grab Hooded Man 2, hang him out the door. '''                         CIA MAN            TELL ME ABOUT BANE! WHY DOES HE ''' '''          WEAR THE MASK?! '''          The prisoner says nothing. CIA Man presses the gun to the man's hood - he cocks the gun...nothing. '''                         CIA MAN            LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN!                                     THIRD PRISONER (O.S.) '''          Or he's wondering why someone would shoot a man before throwing him out of an aeroplane. CIA Man turns to the Third Prisoner. Shuts the cargo door. '''                         CIA MAN '''          Wiseguy, huh? At least you can talk. Who are you? '''                         THIRD PRISONER '''          We are nothing. We are the dirt beneath your feet. And no one cared who I was until I put on the mask... CIA Man, wary, approaches the Third Prisoner - pulls off his hood, revealing a dark mask with a breathing apparatus. The eyes behind it are cold. Still. This is Bane.           4.                                                    '''                          BANE '''          Who we are does not matter. What matters is our plan. '''                         CIA MAN                           (FASCINATED) '''          If I pull this off, will you die? '''                         BANE '''          It would be extremely painful. '''                         CIA MAN '''          You're a big guy - '''                         BANE '''          For you. '''                         CIA MAN                           (UNNERVED) '''          Was being caught part of your plan? '''                         BANE '''          Of course. Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours. We had to           know what he told you about us. '''          DR. PAVEL '''          Nothing! I said nothing! '''                         CIA MAN '''          Why not just ask him? '''                         BANE '''          He would not have told us. '''                         CIA MAN '''          You have methods. '''                         BANE '''          Him, I need healthy. You present no           such problem. CIA Man laughs for the Special Forces' benefit. A heavy bass tone is rising. The Sergeant looks out the window. '''         EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS '''          The commuter plane is dwarfed by a massive transport plane looming over it, dangerously close... '''          5.                                                             INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          The plane lurches. The noise is building. '''                         SERGEANT '''          Sir? '''                         CIA MAN '''          Well congratulations, you got yourselves caught. What's the next step of your master plan? '''                         BANE           Crashing this plane...                                    EXT. MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS '''          The ramp of the transport opens... Four men leap out on          tethers - dropping towards the commuter plane, two each side...                                                  '''          INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          The Spacial Forces react to the turbulence from the plane above. CIA Man looks at Bane. '''                         BANE                           (RISING) '''          With no survivors. A Special Forces soldier spins around - an Armed Man is          outside the window. Bang - '''         EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS '''          Two men shoot through the windows, the other two attach grapples to the fuselage - give the thumbs up - hoists start to pull and the tail of the commuter plane is lifted, unnaturally. '''         INT. COCKPIT, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          The Pilots battle the controls as the plane tilts forward.           6.                                                    '''          INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          Like lightning, Bane has the CIA Man is his handcuffed arms, legs wrapped around a seat back, The entire cabin upends. Tumbling chaos - Soldiers falling - Bane cracks CIA Man's          neck and drops him onto the Sergeant - they tumble down the plane, smashing into the cockpit door with a terminal thud. Dr. Pavel, strapped in, pushes against the seat in front of          him - the plane vibrates, trying to tear itself apart. '''         EXT. ATLAS MOUNTAINS - CONTINUOUS '''          The men climb the tail of the smaller plane as it dangles helplessly above the mountains. Its wings shear off. '''         INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          Bane breaks his handcuffs as if they were plastic, then opens his legs and drops down the cabin, somersaulting gracefully and using his arms to stop himself halfway down, by Dr. Pavel. '''         EXT. SKIES OVER MOUNTAIN RANGE - CONTINUOUS '''          The men attach explosives to the tail, then jump away, swinging out as the tail explodes. '''         INT. MAIN CABIN, COMMUTER PLANE - CONTINUOUS '''          An explosion takes off the rear door of the cabin - the Armed Men drop through the smoke on cables. A body bag is lowered into the cabin. Bane lies it on the seat backs next to Dr. Pavel and unzips it to reveal a body the same age and build as Dr. Pavel. Bane rips Dr. Pavel's sleeve - pulls out a length of          surgical tubing - pushes a needle into Dr. Pavel's arm - runs the tube to the body's arm... Dr. Pavel watches, horrified, as Bane starts compressions on the body's chest, drawing Dr. Pavel's blood across the tube and into the body... An Armed Man pulls Hooded Man 1 up through the cabin and out. Bane stops Hooded Man 2.           7.                                                    '''                          BANE '''          Friend. They expect one of us in           the wreckage. The man nods, unhooks himself, takes Bane's arm. '''                         HOODED MAN 2 '''          Have we started the fire? '''                         BANE                           (NODS) '''          The fire rises. Hooded Man 2 hands Bane his line. Bane clips it around Dr. Pavel, takes out a knife and cuts Dr. Pavel's seat belt. Dr. Pavel panics, flails. Bane takes his arms. Gentle. '''                         BANE '''          Calm, Doctor. Now is not time for fear...          Bane slides Dr. Pavel out of his seat. They hang in the vertical, windblown cabin. Bane takes out a detonator.

Rio: Pups Save an Admirer!

(The episode starts on Jake's Mountain, with Ryder enjoying a sip of hot Cocoa)

Ryder: Ah.... This is the life!

(Katie then screams in terror off screen)

Ryder: That sounds like a cry for help! This looks like for.... (He heads into booth and transform into a superhero) Ultra Ryder!!! (He flies off to where Katie is) Hm.... (He senses where Katie is)

Katie: Help, help!!

Ryder: Do not worry citizen, Ultra Ryder is here to help! Du-du-du-da-dum, Da-dum! (He flies to where Katie is) I am here for you, what seems to be the trouble??

Katie: An evil being is stealing from my Family's vault!

Ryder: Do not worry, I shall take care of it! (He flies up to the vault) Stop right there!

Night Ryder: You will never stop me Ultra Ryder!! I am invincible!!!! (He shoots at Ryder)

Ryder: Whoa! (He dodges the projectile) Nice try! Laser eyes! (He shoots lasers at Night Ryder, who gets blown up) That shall teach you! (He heads back to Katie) I have taken care of the villain citizen!

Katie: Thank you so much Ultra Ryder, you're my hero!

Ryder: Well, it is all in a day's work.... My lady...

(Katie blushes and giggles cutely)

Ryder: Of course.... I would... If you want... Be rewarded with something...

Katie: You read my mind! (She prepares to be kissed)

Ryder: Ah... This is the true reward...

(The two kids are about to kiss, but....)

Katie: Ryder....

Ryder: Something wrong my sweet??

Katie: (Monty's voice) Wake up!

(Ryder bursts awake)

Ryder: Gah! Monty, you ruined my perfect dream!

Monty: I was just making sure you are okay, and what was the dream about??

Ryder: Um... N-N-Nothing... Not certainly a dream about me saving Katie as a Superhero...

Monty: (He smiles smugly) Oh I get it...... You know you just gotta talk to her. Tell her how you feel!

Ryder: What?! Oh no, that is a BAD idea!

Monty: Puh-lease! Either way will work!

Ryder: Sigh.. Look, I am just a bit nervous... It's just that Katie is so... Pretty... And smart... And an expert at hand to hand combat... *Dreamy Sigh* She's like an angel....

Monty: Total package huh?

Ryder: Yep... And ever since the day I met her... It was the best day of my life... Mind if I pull a piece of the scene like your brother does??

Monty: Go ahead?

Ryder: Alright! (He grabs a piece of the scene, though he's having a little trouble)

Monty: Need some help??

Ryder: A little....

(Title banner: 2011, A March Morning)

Ryder: Alright... let's see here.... Optimal Stabilizers?? Check! Virtual Opticians? Check! Little kitten... Che- Little kitten?? (He notices Cali) Hey there little girl... where did you come from??

Katie: Cali, where are you!?

Ryder: Huh... looks like your name matches the collar... Better bring you back to your owner... (He walks over to Katie) Um, excuse me miss, I found your cat! She wandered near the ATV!

Katie: Oh, well thanks!

Ryder: Well the same can be said for- (He then notices Katie) *Lovestruck gasp* (He looks at Katie with a lovestruck look in his eyes) *Thinking* She looks like... A-A goddess....

Katie: Um... Are you okay there??

(Ryder then snaps out of his trance)

Ryder: Oh, right... S-Sorry about that...

Katie: It's fine really.... I'm Katie, what's your name??

Ryder: R-R-R-R-Rye... (He falls a bit) I-I'm Zack... B-But most people call me R-Ryder....

Katie: Okay! Nice to meet you Ryder!

Ryder: S-So you new here?? I never saw you around...

Katie: Yeah, you can say that!

Ryder: Really? T-That's really nice to know....

(Katie giggles cutely, which makes Ryder blush)

Ryder: Hehe.....

(The flashback ends)

Ryder: You see? Ever since then, I've been scared to talk to her! I act like a chicken and fly the coop!

Monty: Well stop being a chicken before you get turned into a pillow!

Ryder: I don't think we should do chicken jokes... Chickaletta could be listening....

Monty: Good point... Anyway, I can help you out!

Ryder: Thanks! Of course, the pups are heading up on Jake's mountain... And so is Katie! And today is V-day...

Monty: Then make your move!

Ryder: I'll need your help though! You can always help me out... But how though??

Monty: Well.....

(After singing Heart of Love, Ryder gains his confidence)

Ryder: You're right Monty! I'm gonna tell her today!

Monty: That's the ticket kid!

(Scene changer: Monty's badge)

(Katie is busy trying to figure out which outfit to wear to impress Ryder)

Trivia

 * This is a Valentine's Day Special.
 * Monty and Ryder sing a song called Heart of Love, this is the first time Ryder and Monty had sung